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Jokes: The Liter Side

Aging, Scottish Art, Bumper Stickers, The CIA, Colonoscopy, Lesson For The Day, Sherlock Holmes, Guys' Rules, Tonto ... and more in this issue's joke section!

(3 comments) [posted: 15 Apr 2004]

Jokes: The Liter Side

Are you a real man? Take this test and find out for sure. Post to a forum while changing a light bulb. How would Satan run his political campaign. Guess who's the most popular man alive! (It's not who you think it is.) This issue's joke section aims to answer some age old questions.

(7 comments) [posted: 19 Nov 2003]

Jokes: The Liter Side

How to con your way out of speeding tickets, perennial truths, a punctuation poem, pet physicians and ... a bit about SARS. (Yes, we can see you backing away from your monitor already!) Those and lots more in Brian's usual quality collection!

(15 comments) [posted: 10 Jun 2003]

Jokes: The Liter Side

A few military jokes to keep things "in season" and some new words for 2003 along with the rest of Brian's usual hilarious collection. This issue's jokes also aim to teach you a few lessons ...

(5 comments) [posted: 13 Apr 2003]

Jokes: The Liter Side

Quite the collection this issue -- Brian hasn't been idle at all! Things take a religious turn.

(3 comments) [posted: 08 Jan 2003]

Jokes: The Liter Side

Politicians, priests, saints and policemen. Brian has a good selection of quality humour for you this time around!

(2 comments) [posted: 09 Sep 2002]

Jokes: The Liter Side

Quotes, engineers, surgeons and health.

(4 comments) [posted: 22 Jun 2002]

Jokes: The Liter Side

A few jokes ... just to top it off.

(9 comments) [posted: 10 Jun 2002]

Editorial: Issue #9 (19..

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Death to the System Tra..

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SharpE Public Beta 5

Interview: Andrew Powel..

The GUI Next Door: Geos..

Practical Modding

Windows Symbolic and Ha..

Jokes: Issue #9

ravi

Hi West - I did a while back, if it's a recent one - I haven't been checking regularly. My flat's been totally flooded from a burst pipe - so life is a bit disrutped at the moment.

03 Nov/14:18

West

Hey Ravi, did you get my email?

27 Oct/02:02

Ravi

PS Chatbox currently functional.

14 Oct/00:02

Ravi

Phew - that took a while, but all's well now. Sorry for the hiatus folks.

13 Oct/23:56

ravi

I think I'll implement a "keyword" for this site, so you'll have to start your comment with ... say "shells" ... I'll strip that and post your comment.

Hopefully that will keep the spammers at bay.

24 Mar/19:04

ravi

gv, you naughty boy you.

24 Mar/19:02

ravi

Ah, I see neither gv nor the spammers fell for it.

gv - you do realise that now I'm going to delete the spam and you'll look crazy don't you?

23 Mar/12:20

gv

spears naked what?

23 Mar/10:50

gv

Just testing ;)

22 Mar/10:37

ravi

I'm going to disable the chatbox and comments until I have some time to deal with the comment spam. Meanwhile contact me at: [link] if you'd like to post a comment.

21 Mar/17:01

sheep

what is the best shell replacment to use if you want security for liek a public desktop e-mail me at [email]

14 Mar/11:42

gv

It's called emerge desktop now and its available at [link]

09 Mar/09:35

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